You’ve Seen Dudes Get Dunked On, But Have You Seen A Posterization Result In A Piggy-Back Ride? Come Hither.

If you can’t beat ’em join ’em. Its the reason why Chris Christie stood behind Donald Trump looking like he just shit his pants. Its the reason why this Houston Baptist player smiled while carrying his opponent’s nuts on his neck for a good long while after being athletically disrespected in front of his classmates and now the entire world wide web.

Usually, you see the defeated opponent sprint to the other side of the court after being dunked on to give the impression that he is capable of answering on the other end. We know this to be bullshit.

The manliest thing to do is to face the music. Smile like you’ve been demoralized before. Give a piggy back like your opponent is a festival chick and you’re trying to get laid in a porter potty afterwards. When its easiest to run away from your problems, this crusader embraced his and let scrotum hairs tickle the back of his neck like it was all part of the master plan. There’s honor in that.

[h/t Deadspin]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.