Do you hate your younger sister? That’s a rhetorical question because of course you do, she’s the family favorite who constantly gets away with murder. No really, I’m talking about literal murder. She “accidentally” killed your hamster when you were 12 and then somehow conned Mom and Dad into thinking it was your fault. What a bitch. You know what’d be a great way to get back at her? Riding her stupid Barbie Jeep down a dirt hill and then wrecking it into a tree. That little car is all of her childhood memories and dreams combined into one little shitty piece of plastic crapped out from China in the 90’s.
So what are you waiting for? Go wreck her Barbie car, and if she doesn’t have one then just live vicariously through these guys doing the same.
[H/T Elite Daily]