Feast Your Eyes On Fernanda Marquez, The Greatest Flag Football Player In All The Land

Every decade or so there comes a once-in-a-generation talent–LeBron for basketball, Guy Fieri for the culinary arts, Chad Kroeger for music, etc. Flag football has just been blessed with that talent in Fernanda Marquez. Full disclosure: I know absolutely nothing about Fernanda Marquez other than the fact that she is a mix between Barry Sanders and Jennifer Love Hewitt. I came up empty-handed with my extensive investigative research (just a simple Google search) and there is no indication that the Browns have started recruiting her.

But, Marquez does have 324,000 Instagram followers (324,001 now *wink wink*) and was brought into the national spotlight when she was featured on Sports Center for the shake and bake you’ll see below.

With just a cursory glance of her Instagram page, you’ll quickly learn that Marquez isn’t a one hit wonder. She’s got several tools in her arsenal. Some of which I’ve posted below.

Before you bozos slide into her DM, know she has a boyfriend.

Who are we kidding that ain’t stopping you. Shoot the shot god damnit!

Where does Fernanda Marquez rank in the mix of other female greats in the sport?

Hey Fernanda, I’m single. As long as you don’t tell my girlfriend.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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