It turns out that Jamal Anderson is a real life “dirty bird”.
According to TMZ, the former Atlanta Falcons running back reportedly exposed himself while intoxicated and began masturbating in front of a cashier early Wednesday morning at a Georgia gas station
Suwanee PD got a 911 call early Wednesday morning from the clerk at a QuikTrip. The clerk reported a black male had walked into the store early Wednesday morning, slurred something and started handing over money. He started walking around the store. A short while later he walked up to the clerk and took out his penis and started masturbating.
That’s when the clerk speed dialed police.
Officers arrived and spoke to the former Falcons great … who they say appeared intoxicated, and told them he’d been dropped off by friends. The clerk did not want to press charges, so cops tell us they merely issued a ticket for criminal trespass
Anderson is now banned from returning from the Quiktrip for life and will be arrested if he ever comes back.
Here’s a gif of Anderson doing he Dirty Bird dance because that seems relevant.