Contracting E. coli be damned, Hornets center Frank Kaminsky has staunchly vowed to stand by Chipotle’s side, arm in arm, as he put it, “for better or for worse, in sickness and in health.” Which begs the question: Is Frank Kaminsky lonelier than a single woman in her mid-40s who sets the dinner table for her cats? Or is he just a guy who wakes up each morning yearning to stuff his face with a giant burrito from Chipotle?
Whatever it is, Chipotle was in dire need of any form of good PR so they must be loving the hell out of big Frank today. I assume his locker has already been stocked from top to bottom with every item on the menu, and then some. Because let’s be honest, this was all a ploy to get an abundance of free food.
It would hardly surprise me if the 240lb. 7-footer was pushing three bills by May.
[H/T Bleacher Report]