Giants Fans Are Brawling In The Bathroom Stalls And Peeing In The Corner After Piss Poor First Half

It’s a tough day to be a New York Giants fan. Their squad’s playoff hopes are fully disintegrating before their eyes as they went down 21-7 to the Carolina Panthers at halftime–thanks to a slew of mistakes and dropped passes.

So what do enraged fans who paid entirely too much to watch their team get smacked at home do? They fight each other in the bathroom stalls and pee in the corner of the bathroom like full blown neanderthals.

The Panthers just scored again. It is 34-7 as of me writing this. More brawls are bound to ensure.

[h/t SB Nation]

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