Forget Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman, God’s presser for Super Bowl XLIX is truly the only Media Day question and answer session you need to watch. Freaking hilarious.
“Which quarterbacks arm will you bless with the greater accuracy?” asks one reporter.
“You know, that’s gonna be a game-time decision. Uh, I like them both, very much.” replies God. “Uh, Russell calls me all the time, has nothing but good things to say about me. Umm, he’s a great guy. But Brady’s Brady. Umm, I’m a fan obviously, but people say I’ve given him too much already with the looks, the wife, the money, the tuck rule, so, we’ll see.”
Be sure to stick around for God’s response to angry Packers fan about why they coughed up what seemed to be an insurmountable lead in the NFC Championship. Pure gold.