Grant Balfour’s Truck is Bigger Than Yours
Grant Balfour is a fiery dude who likes to throw the high cheddar. His unique style of screaming like a maniac on the mound gets under the skin of many hitters. His truck, on the other hand, doesn’t get under many things.
Clearly built to serve in the event of a zombie apocalypse, Balfour’s rig is big enough to fit an entire stable of Tampa Bay Rays relievers and zillions of cool necklaces. While environmentalists may bristle at its terrible gas mileage, they too will come running once the end times are neigh.
[H/T: Tampa Bay Rays]