Check Out How Perfectly These Headlines Work When You Replace The Word ‘Bear’ With The Word ‘Gronk’
This morning, Twitter user @DragonflyJonez made this observation.
Every headline you see that has a bear in it, you can swap Gronk out for the bear and it still checks out.
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) July 20, 2015
Is this true? At first glance, it certainly seems to be, but I figured I’d run it up against our robust bear coverage and see what we got. Spoiler: Gronk is a bear.
Japanese Game Show Puts Petrified Woman In Glass Box While Gronk Rolls Her Around Like Dice
Gronk Broke Into A Pie Shop And Ate 38 (THIRTY EIGHT!!) Pies
Science Predicts That If We Meet Aliens They’ll Be The Size Of Gronk, Which Is … Not Comforting
This Study Says That Women’s Periods DON’T Attract Gronk
Watch This Video Of Gronk Outrunning A Car And Think Twice Before Ever Trying To Outrun Gronk
Two Possibly Drunk Gronks Got Into A Brawl In Jersey, Wrecked Some Dude’s Lawn
Gronk In Dumpster Causes Network To Deploy News Chopper
Dude, Gronk Is Just Fucking Chilling
Yep. Works perfectly.