Guy Hits On Girls On Tinder Using Only Tweets From ESPN’s Most Obnoxious Personality, Darren Rovell

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Darren Rovell is a slag on the face of humanity. ESPN’s lead sports business reporter can see nothing beyond brand identity and dollar signs.

He’s the person who wrote about the Oakley’s Oscar Pistorius wore when he was led into a police station after shooting his girlfriend.

That’s really all you need to know about him. But his terrible, terrible tweets actually have some utility I just discovered. They make fantastic icebreakers on Tinder.

Blogger Rob Perez set up a Tinder account with Rovell’s middle school yearbook photo and used only his tweets, verbatim. The results are fantastic.

Here are some of my favorites, but check out the whole post.

Images via @World_Wide_Wob

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View the rest of the post here. It’s worth your time.

[H/T @ngreenberg]

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