Here’s Is Cristiano Ronaldo Driving a Dagger Into the Heart of America

I can’t even really speak right now. Fucking soccer. 30 seconds left and Portugal just threw a dagger in the heart of red-blooded Americans everywhere to tie the game.

We fucked up. This shouldn’t have happened. But… Hey… It’s a draw. A draw is a draw, damnit. It’s not a loss. Here in America, though, it’s winning or GTFO. Now we have to do it the hard way. Fuck it… That’s how we invaded Normandy in 1944..You think we’re afraid of going about things the hard way now? Hell no.

Look out, Germany. We’re fucking pissed.

LET’S NOT LOSE THIS NOW.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com