Because good LORD is this video terrifying. I don't care what MMA-level training you've had. When a guy that big is that angry, he will straight up murder you. No, seriously. Watch. Then tell me you'd have a chance.
Maybe him and Riley Cooper can start their own NFL franchise that doesn't hire black people? That's probably the only solution to all this. Make them happy. Give them what they want. They can go 0-16 together. Also, unrelated, I love the Bushwhacker's style walk he's got going on.