Who Is This Woman and Why Is Her Face Pressed Against Jerry Jones’ Junk? (UPDATE)

Sports gossip blog, Terez Owens just got their hands on some scandalous and compromising photos of a man who appears to be Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. In the photos, Jones is getting mighty “handsy” with a couple of different women. Neither are his wife, Gene.

Above we have a brunette (is she topless?) with her dome pressed firmly against Jones’ junkyard and below, Jones can be seen groping a blonde’s bosom. The unearthing of these photos officially mark the best start to a season the Cowboys have had in years.

Terez Owens claims to not have any backstory about the photos, but they have a few others of the blonde below with no pants on if that’s something you want to see.

 

UPDATE: This story — which wasn’t so weird to begin with since rich, powerful men aren’t known for being faithful to their wives — is about to get weirder. The guy who was originally tweeting these photos at people (he even tweeted them at Cheech and Chong) also has a wacky, 20 page document entitled “The Sins of Jerry Jones” which you can read here.