Bro Tries To Pick Up Girls On Tinder By Using Nothing But Jim Harbaugh Quotes And, Amazingly, IT WORKS!

ANN ARBOR, MI - NOVEMBER 28: Head coach Jim Harbaugh of the Michigan Wolverines looks on from the sideline in the first half against the Ohio State Buckeyes at Michigan Stadium on November 28, 2015 in Ann Arbor, Michigan. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

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We post a lot of Tinder game here on BroBible, but this Bro may be a revolutionary.

But first, the set-up:

Last night a story started going viral about Jim Harbaugh spending 24-hours straight with the nation’s top kicking recruit, Quinn Nordin. If that name sounds familiar, that’s because Quinn is the high school kicker who unofficially yet very publicly committed to Penn State with a RIDICULOUS hype video that very quickly went viral.  To the dismay of the James Franklin and Penn State fans, Nordin recently had seconds thoughts, however, and deleted the video off his social accounts. Harbaugh now really, really, really wants Quinn to be a Michigan Man. So much so that he’s willing to spend 24-hours straight with the kicker. A Scout.com story quickly went viral about Harbaugh’s spending time with Nordin when the NCAA’s recruiting embargo is lifted for all coaches:

“Under the exact rules, he’s going to be at my house at 12:01 he said. That’s when it’s legal for him to be at my house,” Nordin said. “He said we can watch a movie, see how well we gel and he said he would sleep over after that.

“I was in tears laughing when he said that. He said the next day, if my parents didn’t want me to miss school, he would go to every class with me and go to lunch with me. I was laughing so hard.”

“He told me if I had a 6-foot-3 inch piece of carpet for him to sleep on, that would be enough. I said we have guest rooms, and he said ‘Tell you what, I’ll just sleep on the floor in your room.’ I said ‘Coach, I have Penn State stuff all over my walls.’ He said, ‘Tell you what, I can help you
take it down.’”

The idea of Jim Harbaugh, a 52-year-old father of six, spending the night on the bedroom floor of an 18-year-old high school football stud is a hilarious one. A thread in Reddit’s /r/CFB sub quickly ran with the absurdity of Harbaugh’s recruiting tactics, which is best summed up by this GIF:

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As one Reddit user put it, “Did Harbaugh just invite himself over to Netflix & Chill?”

Meanwhile, Redditor @Beechman imagined Quinn Nordin and Jim Harbaugh browsing Tinder together. So he fired up the dating app on his phone and tried to spit game on Tinder using an assortment of Jim Harbaugh quotes.

Incredibly, it worked:

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Absolutely savage. Who knew that Captain Comeback himself could get a Bro laid on Tinder. What a world we live in.

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