Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay recently served a six-week suspension from the NFL in the aftermath of a March arrest for driving while intoxicated.
And if you want to see video of the incident, today is your lucky day.
Before you watch, take a moment to remind yourself Irsay is a real person and not an actor playing a zonked-out Frankenstein.
Considering the fact he was putting his and other lives in danger, it’s not the funniest thing in the world. But it’s hard not to wonder how he was even operating a car. Dude looks out of his goddamn mind.