JJ Watt should just start wearing a superhero costume.
The only way we know JJ Watt isn’t human is because at least once we know that he failed (and almost killed a man in the process). Other than that, its hard to believe that he isn’t some kind automaton in a football uniform after watching him do a 61-inch box jump while weighing in at 293 lbs.
With this new high-water mark of 61 inches in mind it got me to thinking, “I wonder how many celebrities JJ Watt could just stand there and jump on top pf their heads without a running start?” Yes, my mind works in mysterious ways.
So with a little research a came up with a list.
JJ Watt could just stand there and jump on top of…
Danny DeVito’s head (5’0″)
Jada Pinkett Smith’s head (5’0″)
Hayden Panettiere’s head (5’0″)
Kourtney Kardashian’s head (5’0″)
Vanessa Hudgens’ head (5’1″)
Lady Gaga’s head (5’1″)
Reese Witherspoon’s head (5’1″)
Kristen Bell’s head (5’1″)
Someone needs to turn this into a reality show, pronto. It could be the new Lip Sync Battle.