Joe Biden Weighed In On DeflateGate, Said He Likes ‘A Softer Ball’

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Vice President Joe Biden was on CBS This Morning earlier today to discuss weighty issues like The State of the Union Address, terrorism, and, of course, the New England Patriots’ DeflateGate scandal.

Like I said, this ball-squeezing thing goes deep. They’d kill me if I said it, so let me strongly suggest BIG Government is involved.

Biden, who played some freshman football at Delaware, informed the world that, as a pass-catcher, he prefers a softer ball.

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Don’t we all, Joe. Don’t we all.

Can you imagine Biden out on a football field? The dude would never shut up or stop giving Bro hugs after every play. Plus, finding a proper mouth guard would be a hell of a challenge for the equipment manager.

And so DeflateGate marches on. I bet, if we really believe, we can get Vladmir Putin to weigh in by day’s end. Hell, at this rate it will happen by lunchtime.

[H/T: SB Nation]