Jose Canseco Wants To Start Using Comets As Interstellar Taxis In An Attempt To Remind Everyone He’s An Idiot

by 3 years ago

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Not being a huge fan of sports in general, I didn’t know who Jose Canseco was until he appeared on The Celebrity Apprentice in all of his “durr” glory. I didn’t judge him for his performance on the show though. It’s reality television, a lot of times they edit people to make them look dumber than they are, right? So I cut him some slack.

…but then I stumbled upon the literal goldmine that was his Reddit AMA.

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It’s amazing. It’s beautiful. It’s everything I’ve ever wished for and more, except Jose Canseco is the idiot gift your estranged father won’t stop giving you because now he’s ranting on Twitter about comets and shit. That’s honestly the best summary I can give you, because it’s largely unintelligible. He thinks we should turn comets into taxis so we can take control of the Milky Way?






I wasn’t aware that the Milky Way needed controlling, but whatever.

[H/T Death and Taxes]

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