The Royals Making The World Series Last Year Seemed To Lead To LOTS Of Sex
The Kansas City Royals are in the hunt for another run at the postseason this year, currently sitting in first-place in the AL Central, but that might not be good news for those who work in baby delivery in Kansas City.
After an unexpected World Series trip during the 2014 season—which ended in a loss to the San Francisco Giants—the city went fucking nuts, literally!
According to a story in the Kansas City Star, the Royals’ playoff run may have led to a bunch of little souvenirs, coming in the form of babies, obviously, with one area hospital noticing a huge spike in births last month—which was nine months after the World Series.
One couple, Erica and David Stock, even admitted that the birth of their baby was “a curveball,” estimating that they got down and dirty around Game 1 of the Fall Classic.
“Apparently we were excited about the World Series,” Erica says. “This baby was definitely a curveball—but a good one.”
Another couple said they did it around “Game 6-ish,” leading to an unexpected addition to their family.
Looks like the mix of alcohol, sports joy and postseason baseball leads to some hardcore banging, with dudes swinging their “wood” around in the bedroom, too. With another playoff birth waiting in the wings for the team, it might be time for K.C. fans to start wearing some ‘doms, because the last thing anyone wants is an unexpected, royal pain to deal with for the rest of their life..