Put another shrimp on g-damn barby. It must suck being Australian. Everyone makes fun of their accents. All the animals there want to kill you. Steve Irwin died so now no one that famous is from there anymore. And now their women’s national beach volleyball team just got fucking scorched by Kerri Walsh Jennings and April Ross. Sure, I miss Misty May Treanor as much the next guy, but I’m not out here trying to base the worth of a female athlete off of her looks. These women are just kicking ass and chewing bubblegum. And they just ate this last piece. The pair will have their second match tomorrow against China. No word yet on whether or not the national debt will be forgiven if they win.
