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The world has talked about Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson‘s relationship infinitely more times than it warrants but an interesting clip came across my desk regarding the couple and paternity tests and I thought it was worth sharing with you BroBible readers today.
During an appearance on the She MD Podcast on Tuesday, Khloe Kardashian told the hosts that her son Tatum who was born through surrogacy bears such a striking resemblance to her brother Rob Kardashian, who looks literally nothing like anyone else in the family, that she was concerned her brother had become a fertility clinic donor around town and consequently forced Tristan Thompson to submit to not one, not two, but three DNA/paternity tests.
According to the Cleveland Clinic, DNA paternity tests are nearly 100% accurate with 99.99% accuracy but apparently that wasn’t enough for Khloe Kardashian based on this conversation because her son looked waaaaayyyyy too much like her brother:
Khloe tells the hosts “my son looks just like my brother, and my brother’s one of my favorite people. And I’m telling you… My dad passed away… And my son, he’s sarcastic… My son’s a year and a half and he’s sarcastic and my dad had a really dry, silly, just crazy sense of humor and there’s glimmers of my dad in Tatum.”
The host chimed in with “he looks more like Rob than he looks like you or anyone else (in the family).” To which Khloe Kardashian responded “yes, like me or Tristan. And because he was a surrogate… An IVF baby or surrogate baby, I was like ‘Rob, have you ever donated sperm somewhere?’ Like… I made Tristan (Thompson) do three DNA tests for Tatum. He was so offended.”
Things got a little weird when one of the hosts joked that Tatum could be Khloe’s brother by accident if what she was worried about had been true and Khloe responds with “in this family, that wouldn’t surprise me but that would be so disgusting.”
Celebrities, they’re just like us!
In addition to the three DNA paternity tests Khloe made Tristan Thompson take we know he took at least one other back in 2022 when he was accused of cheating on her and that paternity test confirmed he had fathered a child with another woman. So apparently one DNA test is good enough when it’s for another person’s baby but not her own? I really don’t even know what to say here. The over-exposure of this family seems to be at an all-time high.
Quasi-related, I just came across this ‘Kardashian-Jenner Family Tree‘ for the first time and learned there’s more members of this family than I ever imagined…