Kids Falling Over During This Baseball Game Promotion Race Reminds Me Why Being A Kid Is Awesome

Fuck, man, being a kid was so much cooler than being a 30-year-old who’s just trying to hold onto the glory years from his twenties.

Not only were you able to get away with eating whatever the hell you wanted to, but there was a sense of invincibility and recklessness that us adults just can’t do anymore, afraid that we’ll break some bones or end up in the hospital with something serious because, well, we just know better now.

So, for all of you youngins out there, go HAM while you can now, because that shit will change before you know what the hell is going on.

And if you’re looking for inspiration as to how to keep the fun times rolling, just look at these three future bros during a promotional race at a West Michigan Whitecaps baseball game from the other day, as they literally knock out one another like they were WWE wrestlers.

Not only getting the chance to run on a pro baseball field, but also body checking each other while wearing padded appliances is a good way to enjoy a summer night, and it makes me really wish I could still do something like that without feeling like I got hit by a car the next morning.

[H/T FTW.USAToday]

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Nick's a Sr. Editor for BroBible, mainly relying on his Sports Encyclopedia-like mind to write about things. He's also the co-host of the BroBible podcast "We Run This," and can be seen sweating his ass off while frequently running 10+ miles around Seattle.