Jay Cutler’s Wife Kristin Cavallari Needs To Slow Her Roll With The Smack Talk She Dropped Monday Night

Hey, uh, Kristin Cavallari. Pssst. Yo. Over here. As a fan of the Chicago Bears I have a little bit of advice for you. Hush.

Yes, I know your husband, Jay Cutler, made his triumphant return to the starting lineup last night. And yes, I know that the 1-5 Bears somehow beat the 5-1 Vikings 20 to 10 on Monday night.

And it’s okay to be excited about that and to be super proud of him, don’t get me wrong. That’s great!

But the Bears are now only 2-6 and your hubby’s QB rating, even with last night’s performance is a rather pedestrian 85.7.

What I am saying is that you might want to just dial it back a little bit talking trash on social media about how great your husband Jay Cutler is.

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*shakes head*

This is not going to end well for you, Kristin, if you do this every time Jay plays well. Trust me. I am a Bears fan, I know of what I speak.

Just take your own advice and everything will work out just fine…

Maybe just stick to arguments about who is hotter, you or Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend Olivia Munn? Eh, that probably won’t end well either.

Never mind. Let’s go back to just taking your own advice. I think these people would all agree with me on that…

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