LaRon Landry’s Arms Are So Big I’m Concerned They’re Gonna Explode Soon

 

When LaRon Landry was suspended for violating the NFL’s PED policy last season, it sent shockwaves around the world. People were completely floored that the hard-hitting safety’s body was due in part to illegal substances.

If only there had been some clue, we all said, then his suspension wouldn’t have been as big of a stunner.

Landry’s cartoonish arms have made another appearance on social media today thanks to this tweet from Jovian Swann.

(He’s the little guy). I’m sorry, the little-r guy.

OK. It’s not like I necessarily expected Landry’s guns to get smaller. But it’s not like I expected them to look significantly bigger either.

It’s quite possible his arms are permanently locked into that position.

[H/T: @jovanswann]