Legends Football League Player Scores Touchdown And Celebrates By Making Out With A Fan

by 5 years ago

First off, this video is nothing without the stiff arm Chicago Bliss running back (and FUTURE HALL OF FAMER) ChrisDell Harris delivered her opponent. Textbook.

And although the League is trying to market this dude as a “fan,” it seems to me to be ChrisDell’s boyfriend, or at the very least, her fuck buddy while she’s on an opposing team’s turf.

Could have fooled this dude, though. Looks like he’s witnessing Sasquatch in the flesh.



P.S. If an NFL player did this, knowing the League’s irrational punishment history, the player would probably be sent to the electric chair. Meanwhile, Ray Lewis killed a man and now he’s a “voice of reason” in NFL broadcasting. Left is right. Up is down.

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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