Even the Video Game Version of Luis Suarez Can’t Stop Biting People

Argentine national and newly minted Barcelona man Luis Suarez has developed a taste for flesh. If you’ve seen any movie, you know that’s bad news. Now no other meat will satisfy him.

The situation is so bad that even the FIFA 15 version of Chewy Luis can’t stop snacking.

Poor Daryl Janmaat. What did he do to deserve this indignity?

Video Game Suarez’s explanation?

Just a simple development glitch.