Man Adds His Own Commentary to the CrossFit Games, Hilariously Shits All Over the CrossFit Games

I’ve never tried CrossFit. I don’t harbor any unexplainable hate for CrossFit. People who talk excessively about their penchant for CrossFit don’t bother me AT ALL. Hell, I may even love CrossFit if I gave it a shot. But that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate someone taking the shittiest of shits all over CrossFit’s deftly shaven chest. My sincerest apologies, CrossFtting Bros, but funny is funny and this is funny.