I don’t know who this pumpkin actually looks like, but it’s certainly not Rory McIlroy. Unless, of course, the “artist” is trying to portray McIlroy in an alternate form. Like, this is Rory if he had his entire face reconstructed by plastic surgery and grew an unholy amount of ear hair. If that’s what the guy was going for, then he fucking nailed it. If it wasn’t, then…um…yeah…that looks nothing like him.
