Adorable Manatee Channels Infinite Wisdom And Makes Super Bowl Pick Between Bengals And Rams


  • With just a few days left before Super Bowl LVI in Los Angeles, a manatee in Florida has channeled the universe’s infinite wisdom and made a pick
  • As everyone knows, manatees are the most majestic and intelligent creatures to ever exist anywhere in the galaxy so there’s no possible way this pick isn’t a lock
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Let’s be honest, if your life was on the line and you had to correctly choose ‘heads’ or ‘tails’ in a coin flip to live would you rather choose yourself or put that choice in the hands (fins?) of a majestic manatee? The choice is obvious, you’d want the manatee to choose for you.

They are the greatest creatures on god’s green earth. Manatees are so perfect they have no known predators because everyone and everything that encounters a manatee is like ‘yup, that’s the chillest animal I’ve ever seen in my lifetime.’

So why wouldn’t we also put our Super Bowl bets in the hands of a manatee when the Los Angeles Rams and Cincinnati Bengals are so evenly matched?

The Mote Marine Aquarium in my hometown enlisted the powers of one of their resident manatees to pick this year’s Super Bowl winner. Check it out…

Florida Manatee Makes Super Bowl Prediction Between Bengals And Rams

A local friend brought to my attention that the manatees from Mote Marine Aquarium and Laboratory have about a 50% success rate in the past which is roughly the same as flipping a coin. Not really, given that some teams are clearly favorites in years past, but you get the idea.

So I repeat, why shouldn’t we put our faith in this glorious manatee picking Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals to win Super Bowl LVI when these two teams are so evenly matched.

If that manatee’s Super Bowl pick is wrong then I don’t want to be right. Look at that glorius creature.