Every High School Football Player In The Country Just Realized Miami Is His Dream School

We hate to belabor the point but it’s freaking freezing in virtually every part of the country right now. And if you think this fact has escaped the good people trying to recruit top football talent to Miami, you have another thing coming.

The Hurricanes’ football recruiting account (this is a thing) pretty much pointed out that if players go anywhere but Coral Gables, they’re likely to freeze their nuts off before Thanksgiving.

Your move, Boise State and Minnesota. Your rebuttal should be interesting.