Pro athletes basically have the pick of the litter when it comes to women. If Brent Grimes walked into a restaurant on my hypothetical girlfriend and I’s anniversary dinner and gave her a loving eye, she’d probably blow him in the men’s bathroom. I’d be pissed of course, but I’d understand. Would probably even still cover the dinner bill.
This is exactly why I have zero respect for Brent Grimes. The dude is a millionaire Pro Bowl cornerback who chose a chick who belongs in a straight jacket to be his lawful wedded wife.
You may remember Miko getting arrested at the Dolphins/Bills game for battery of a police officer and resisting arrest with violence, or expressing her desire for the Miami media to get ‘fucked with Magic Johnson’s dick‘ (which admittedly was kinda funny), or calling the Miami Dolphins organization a ‘dumpster fire.’ I could go on.
Miko was a huge reason why the Dolphins let their top cornerback go this offseason after owner Stephen Ross openly admitted, “I think everybody knows what she represented. I thought it was best that the Dolphins move on from Brent and Miko.”
You’d think after Grimes inked a two-year $16.5 million contract with the Tampa Bay Bucs, Miko would be done blasting her husband’s former team. But, crazy is as crazy does, and this chick looks to be just warmin’ up.
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/711963275362242560
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/711964464434778112
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/711965080242548736
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/711965693453983744
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/711966160305180676
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/711966669405605888
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/711966910322180096
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/711975891304357888
Miko then shows that she doesn’t like the spotlight by desperately seeking out the spotlight.
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/712009631397236736
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/712020755916189696
https://twitter.com/iHeartMiko/status/712308588459347968
So, the question remains: does Miko Grimes have a nice rack? It’s tough to tell through the straight jacket, but I’ve managed to pull up old pics.
Shit that is a nice rack. GOD DAMNIT MIKO.
[h/t Busted Coverage]