National League East Mascot Murder Tattoos are the New Hotness

The New York Mets-Philadelphia Phillies rivalry runs deep. Some fans are passionate enough about the regional conflict that they feel the need to show their hatred 365 days a year until death.

Let’s check in on these reasonable human beings.


Oh God. The horror. Much respect to Mr. Met for gritting a smile despite his impending decapitation. His determination to die as he lived has to be applauded.

But fear not, admirers of Mr. Met. He will get his revenge from the grave.


Whoa. That is some savage violence.

I’d love for these two people to get together and talk about whatever comes up. Scheduling something in October shouldn’t be a problem, either.

[H/T: Bob’s Blitz]