It’s confirmed: in order to be successful in this life, you have to be a dick. Floyd Mayweather: Dick. Donald Trump: Dick. Me: Really nice guy with good intentions, neck deep in debt and no girl to love. That’s why I should take a page out of Urban Meyer’s book after he landlocked a car that was parked in his parking spot in an apparent empty lot. So what if the dude was in a rush to pick up his girlfriend who was going into labor? Urban’s won three National Championships and deserves to park his $90,000 car in his spot while your girlfriend births a child the old-fashioned way. You may call it petty and elitist, but you don’t become only the second coach in college football history to win a National Championship with two different schools by not ruining someone’s day to prove a small point.
What happens when you park in Coach Meyer's spot lol blocked in until he leaves pic.twitter.com/ujU6ufMvnX
— Warren Ball Jr. (@WarrenB_) June 15, 2015
If you want to get out before midnight, it’s probably best to book an Uber, brah.
[H/T Bleacher Report]