After just four weeks into the NFL season, shit got real. The Titans game got canceled and then there was the Cam news. So yeah, not a great weekend. But there were some highlights, like the Browns kicking the Cowboys collective dicks off and Tom Brady returning to the glory that is Tom Brady.
But let’s not get crazy. Please. I mean, come on. Would love to see it but nah, man.
The last two teams to score 49+ points against the Cowboys in Dallas went on to reach the Super Bowl (2004 Eagles, 2013 Broncos). pic.twitter.com/RIvk2UtXmH
— NFLonCBS (@NFLonCBS) October 4, 2020
Let’s get back to reality and celebrate the aforementioned glory.
Tom Brady, at 43 years old, just put together a second-half performance that included 15 of 17 completions for 263 yards, 3 touchdowns and 0 INT. That’s a perfect passer rating of 158.3. Still got it.
— Jeff Darlington (@JeffDarlington) October 4, 2020
And even more glorious was the fact that the Thursday night game turned out to be a shootout. Amazingly enough, the Jets and the Broncos — who had Brett Rypien slinging it — actually delivered.
It’s a glory days #Redskins week at quarterback with CJ Beatherd and Brett Rypien both playing. Is there a Jay Schroeder Jr or Babe Laufenberg Jr out there on a practice squad somewhere.
— Rich Polin (@raphor) October 5, 2020
Not exactly how the NFL drew it up, but whatever works.
So as noted last week, this was the final week before the always dreaded BYE SZN. Very sad!
But that’s enough of that chatter. Without further ado — whether it’s fire, fierce, funny or fail — let’s get this shit crackin’ like when The Rock layeth down the smackin’.
The sombrero king and what looks like a smiley “Wu” logo. This man is an unheralded genius.
Odell Beckham Jr.
Cleveland Browns-branded headphones and a suit that I’d give my life for. Well done, OBJ.
There’s one word for this getup from the usually great Billy Turner and it’s NOPE.
Julio Jones and a long history of staring at his phone. Dude must have so many sidepieces it would even make Ric Flair blush.
The tie-dye style is making a huge comeback and it’s very hard to say I don’t hate it.
As is always the thing, DeAndre Hopkins cannot lose. No, but really, this is killer. And his caption:
Don’t be the Parrot who talk much but can’t fly. Be the Eagle who say less and conquer the Sky!
I will now be screaming this from rooftop to rooftop.
These floral print shirts are becoming all the rage and I can’t stress enough how much I love them.
The only thing saving this photo is the pair of SB Dunks in the background.
“Midnight Seduction” hat? This could mean so many things and not one of them is bad. Standing ovation.
I know who Niners legend John Taylor is but had no idea on earth who Jonathan Taylor was. Talk about an arrival! As someone aptly pointed out in the comments, even the drink matches the suit.
Dak & Zeke
I rarely use phrases like this to describe a FIT but wow, what a drip. It’s still summer with these two and they’re playing like it too.
You could give me a three-hour explanation on this suit and there’s not a chance I would ever understand it.
This is so good it has to be seen twice. What a great spirit.
The Cowboys rookie is looking every bit of the part of being a rookie. Yikes!
All I know is what I know and Gentleman’s Playbook is on one hell of a hot streak.
Any nod to Kobe is a great one. Especially when it includes his original No. 8.
Like I said, sizzling streak. Unsustainable.
The Falcons have a separate “fits” page exclusively to showcase fits and this is still the last “fit.” Maybe it’s because Merrill Lynch Matty is just that damn good.
Meanwhile, on their main account, the Falcons have fire like this. Confusing approach, to say the least.
Lots of new names this week. Hard to deny a jacket like this though. Sheesh.
'These are the games you want to be in'
— Patriots.com (@PATRIOTSdotCOM) October 3, 2020
Everything OK, Stephon?
'If you like competition, this is the game that you want to play in'
— Patriots.com (@PATRIOTSdotCOM) October 2, 2020
Man, whoever chooses these freeze-frames deserves an award because it’s making this job very easy. Love ya’, Jules.
'We knew it was going to be a tough game'
— Patriots.com (@PATRIOTSdotCOM) October 6, 2020
OK, the question must be asked: What are they feeding the 2020 Patriots? Because it can’t be an upper.
Bruce Arians is a king and I will not be told otherwise.
Never thought I would be able to place Kyle Rudolph and Walter White in the same sentence. Alas, we are here.
"I know we have a lot of playmakers out there."
— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) October 4, 2020
Tommy debuting an A+ dye job and a TB12-branded hoodie. So on brand it hurts.
While normally I’d make a comment on Russ’s ill-fitting jacket, I’m too perplexed by the comment that reads: “That’s not Russel Wilson, that’s Mr. Steal Your Girl!” And it got 50 likes. In what world is that funny?
Not a clue who this is but absolutely worth sharing. Wish it was Kirk Cousins. Sadly, it is not.
He’s the one in the purple and I cannot say enough about how incredible that suit is.
Oakley Blades and pink pants? That’s gonna be a no from me, dog.
A Ferrari t-shirt and Air Jordan IIs? Underrated, unappreciated sneaker. I’ll take a dozen.
As soon as we’re done here I’m 100% getting a No. 97 chain and a half-hoodie.
"Just trying to protect my teammate"
Nick Gates discussed the Giants' and Rams' postgame brawl pic.twitter.com/gem7SrBkjN
— Giants Videos (@SNYGiants) October 5, 2020
Backwards Hat Guy. Shocking revelation from a guy named Nick.
Boring. No all-world linebacker should ever be spotted wearing skinny jeans.
Just an outrageously good pair of cleats from Bills defensive end Mario Addison. And a perfect way to end this installment.