NFL Stars Read Their Own Mean Superlatives On The ‘Tonight Show’ Last Night

Last time Jimmy Fallon handed out athlete superlatives to NFL players, Rob Gronkowski was voted “Most Likely To Be the Love Child Of Vin Diesel and a Human Baby.” This time Gronk was voted “Human Minion.” Which I think is meant to be an insult, but I was voted “Least Likely to Know Shit From Children’s Cartoons” so I’m not sure.

Fallon has used this segment for quite awhile now, having featured NBA stars, NHL players and even professional golfers, but I think it might be time to hang it up for a while or hire someone to write meaner shit. With the exception of a few (Andrew Luck’s was just about perfect), all of these were pretty lame and Mean Tweets the segment is not.