Former NFL Lineman Hilariously Impersonates The Different Personalities You’ll Find In The Locker Room Pre-Game

Anthony “Spice” Adams played defensive tackle in the NFL for nearly a decade, so he knows a thing or two about a thing or two. From professional sports all the way down to JV cross country, who you are in the locker room says a lot about who you are as a teammate and person. Spice is spot on with his assessment, but if I were to add one to the list, its gotta be the homophobic dude who goes around the locker room towel-whipping bare asses. Never be that guy.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.