Nick Offerman Stars In An Epic Video About Why NASCAR Rules
NASCAR rules. If you feel differently, I feel bad for you. You’ve probably never experienced the joy of drinking can after can of Busch Light without a shirt on in the middle of a field at 8AM on a Sunday morning with a hundred thousand people. Anyone who hates on NASCAR in America is a cultural Benedict Arnold and should probably go move to France and get flogged in the street by a bunch of zenophobic baguettes. If you hate NASCAR, you hate fun. If you hate NASCAR, you hate being a man. Even worse: If you hate NASCAR, you hate AMERICA.
Nick Offerman stars in a delightful video about why NASCAR is as American as fireworks on the 4th of July. It’s for NBC Sports, which will be airing NASCAR races come July, and in the same vein as Jason Sudeikis’s Ted Lasso football coach character.
Watch it and tell me you don’t have a throbbing freedom boner afterwards.
[H/T: Black Flag]