Older Everton Fan Picks Nose, Wipes It On Nice Lady’s Head For Some Reason

I’m not entirely sure which law this guy is breaking, but what he did is beyond the pale. Lock him up and throw away the key. Send him to a random stage of Dante’s Hell. No punishment is too severe.

The troubling part of his pick-and-wipe is there’s no way it’s the first time he’s done something like this — it’s just the first time a television camera caught him doing it.

Eternal shame on this fella.

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