It’s been 37 hours since Ole Miss stunned Alabama. According to a cursory internet search, Oxford is still standing. Honestly, I’m surprised.
But two stood above the rest: these lovebirds who dropped everything and made out like their plane was going down as students rushed the field.
— Chip Brooker (@ChipBrooker) October 5, 2014
As a reminder: don’t ever leave college. Stay young forever.