Driving your clubs to your car after a round of golf is usually a pretty uneventful moment. In all honesty it’s the worst moment of the day, regardless of how you played, because it means real-world stuff is about to take over your brain instead of concentrating on getting a white ball into a hole in the ground.
Well, life hit this guy real fast when he made it to the parking lot.
This guy could’ve just had the round of his life. He could’ve shot 59, broken 100 for the first time or even killed someone with an arrant teeshot, but none of those things topped what he had coming in the parking lot: dozens of Orthodox Jewish kids jumping on his golf cart and trying to steal it.
Went golfing in the poconos and Basically got robbed and bullied by 100 Orthodox Jewish kids who didn’t understand that I didn’t work there. They wanted to pay for the golf cart and then eventually just tried to steal it lol pic.twitter.com/Uwg86JEM6h
— Tyler James (@RealTyPickhaver) August 21, 2019
The man is SURROUNDED by these kids. There is no way he’s getting out of this situation without giving up the keys to that cart or running over a couple of them. That wouldn’t be the move, because you know the rest of the group is chasing after that ass until you give in.
Imagine this guy turning the corner in his cart and seeing all of these kids just chilling in the parking lot. He has to know that as soon as he puts his cart in park, the mob is coming, man.
But then, it gets even better with the follow-up video.
After they got kicked off the golf cart these kids surrounded me like they were about to do something. Really woulda put a damper on my vacation to get jumped by a million 16 year olds. I had my 4 iron in my hand ready to take out at least 75 of them minimum. pic.twitter.com/Eb9LtQeVqq
— Tyler James (@RealTyPickhaver) August 21, 2019
“We just want to talk with you, we just want to talk with you!” What the hell does Mr. Red Cheeks want to talk about you think? The cart is gone, so maybe we can talk about you giving over the keys to your car?
Also, hey, could the kids stand ANY CLOSER to the guy? Oh, and then some other kid says “hey, we think you need some company” right after the guy says “back the fuck up dude.” What is going through these kid’s brains?
They can not wrap their heads around the fact that the guy doesn’t work there and the golf cart isn’t his. They can not accept that and will not accept that.
I want to know who this guy’s first phone call was to after he broke through the herd of kids and got into the car. “Dude! I just got attacked by a bunch of Orthodox Jewish kids at the course!”