Parents Make Daughter Choose Between Auburn And Bama In Iron Bowl Bedtime Story
It’s rivalry week in college football, meaning one of the biggest in the sport takes place this weekend as the Auburn Tigers take on the Alabama Crimson Tide in the annual Iron Bowl.
While Bama is the heavy favorite after the Tigers shit the bed and dropped into obscurity after falling short of high expectations at the beginning of the year, in a game like this, anything can fucking happen.
As you’d imagine, parents who live in a house divided always have a tough time explaining the rivalry to their kids, hoping that they can convince the little tyke to pick their side and stand by the decision until they die, either rolling damn Tide or warring the fuckin’ Eagle.
Here’s a suggestion for any kid in this situation: ALWAYS choose the front-runner and then switch sides before you’re older enough to get shit from friends.