Seemingly Hungover Patrick Mahomes Fields Questions About Taylor Swift/Joe Biden Conspiracies Whilst Sitting In Front Of Disneyland Castle

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In case you needed further proof that humanity is perhaps living through its worst era since prior to the Industrial Revolution, becoming a three-time Super Bowl champion these days earns you the right to sit in front of a camera at Disneyland and answer questions about smooth-brained conspiracy theories that involve Taylor Swift and Joe Biden.

Speaking on CNN’s Newsnight on Monday night, Super Bowl 58 MVP Patrick Mahomes found himself sitting in front of television cameras and answering questions about the right-wing conspiracy that the NFL season was rigged so that Taylor Swift, via her boyfriend Travis Kelce, could use the attention to endorse Joe Biden for President.

Mahomes, not even 24 hours removed from (yet another) crowning moment in his career, responded with a typical athlete response by saying he just tries to focus on the game. But still, the fact that he even had to answer such a question shows how deluded our society has become.

In the Super Bowl win against the San Francisco 49ers, which required overtime to accomplish, Mahomes — racking up his third Lombardi Trophy despite still being just 28 years old — completed 34 of 46 passes for 333 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 1 interception, while also carrying the ball 9 times for 66 yards.

The Chiefs’ victory in Super Bowl 58 made them the first team in the NFL to repeat as champions since Tom Brady and the New England Patriots did so 20 years ago in 2003 and 2004. Perhaps most impressive is the fact that Mahomes and the Chiefs won during a year in which many believed their offensive weapons were not up to snuff.

Now that he has three Super Bowl titles to his name, Mahomes is now firmly in the conversation of being among the best NFL QBs of all time, surpassing the likes of Aaron Rodgers and Peyton Manning and being on course to challenge Brady for the title of the greatest of all time.