The Patriots Organization Reportedly Believes The Los Angeles Chargers Are The Only Threat To Sign Tom Brady

Maybe I’m a homer who smokes Parliaments and runs on Dunkin’ but it would knock my red sox off if Tom Brady decided to leave the only team he’s ever known in twilight of his career.

Think about this from a practical standpoint. Try to imagine changing firms a couple years before sailing into retirement. Cozying up to your new co-workers, learning different systems, holiday parties. Nah bro. I think I’ll take my chances with the INDUSTRY LEADERS FOR LIKE 25 YEARS RUNNING who are expected to pay you $30+ million just to stay.

But that is just one opinion from an inconsequential man.

According to Greg A. Bedard, a capital J sports Journalist, this decision for Brady may not be as red and nautical blue as I expect.

Bedard acquired intel that the the San Diego Los Angeles Chargers are the only team the Patriots organization feels threatened by to sign Brady.

Pros: 

• Keenan Allen
• Mike Williams
• Melvin Gordon
• California is his home state
• Balmy weather
• Enhanced business opportunities in L.A. market
• In-N-Out Burger
• Cute baby blue uniforms

Cons:

If Tom Brady goes to Los Angeles, I will go one (1) full month without watching Good Will Hunting. That’s how confident I am. Wicked confidence.

Agree to disagree, Luke.