In Honor Of The Ryder Cup, Enjoy These Five Dirty Golf Terms Found On PGA.com

If you didn’t know golf was played by a bunch of pervy old men then you probably haven’t watched many televised events. Every other commercial is for dick pills. Golfers love them some sex. GET IN THE HOLE!

In honor of the Ryder Cup this weekend, here are some sexually suggestive golf terms found on PGA.com. Just reading them is making me want to grab my putter.

Yup, my penis.

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