The Philadelphia 76ers’ ‘Barber Appreciation Night’ Spawned Some Wild Haircuts

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Are you a special kind of asshole who desperately wants the world to know it? Do you hang around your former middle school in JNCO jeans and a chain wallet looking to sell Surge to 12 year olds? Have you stolen jewelry from your mother to pawn for spending money at Spencer Gifts?

If you answered ‘yes’ or ‘fo sho’ to one or more of the three questions above, how was the 76ers game last night?

Only the city of Philadelphia would host a “Barber Appreciation Night” (second annual) during Monday’s 108-94 win over the Hornets at the Wells Fargo Center. Over 100 barbers from the Delaware Valley were available to give custom cuts to presumably unemployed Sixers fans.

Bask in the results:

Trust the process.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.