Meet Beef, The Professional Golfer Who Can’t Wait To Celebrate Winning His First Tournament By Getting Hammered
It’s Beef’s world, we’re all just living in it. For the uninitiated, Beef’s God given name is Andrew Johnson. But no one cares because anyone who willingly and non-ironically refers to themselves as Beef deserves to be called Beef. Regardless, Beef is a professional golfer from England who snagged his first European Tour victory at the 2016 Spanish Open. Hence him wanting to go home and get hammered.
I’ve gotta say, I’m a big fan of this kid so far. Not only is he netting trophies to decorate his man cave with, but he tells it like it is. Are you honestly going to tell me that other professional athletes don’t go out drinking until their eyes bleed after they win a championship? Get out of my face. We all know the truth, and Beef respects us enough to tell it like it really is. Win or lose, professional golfers are going to go out and drink too much after a major tournament. So keep an eye on Beef, because not only does he win, he tells it like it really is.