The Replies To The NY Mets Hashtag #IAmAMetsFanBecause Show Why You Should Never Be A Mets Fan

Are you a Mets fan? I’m sorry, I phrased that question wrong. What I meant to ask, was do you love pain and suffering? Is your moral compass fucked in about 1,000 ways? Do you have 0 friends? Because according to people who like the Mets, those are the exact reasons why they endure the persistent and utter failure that has become synonymous with the phrase “New York Mets.” Don’t believe me? Check the Twitter hashtag:

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Today is a bad day to be a member of the PR team who came up with this brilliant move.