Rob Gronkowski’s Party Cruise Isn’t Happening This Year Because Things Got ‘Too Crazy’ Last Year
We all know that New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is the ultimate NFL bro when it comes to partying, but, unfortunately, he might be too good at yo soy fiesta’ing.
After Gronk hosted his very own three-day party cruise dubbed “Gronk’s Party Ship” this past February for people to get lit as fuck at on the high seas, things may have been too crazy for the All-Pro to do it again, according to his brother Glenn. Per ESPN, here’s what the youngest Gronk had to say:
“I’ve heard they’re not [doing it again] but if they do, I’m definitely going to be on it,” Buffalo Bills fullback Glenn Gronkowski told WCMF radio on Wednesday. “I heard it [was] absolutely crazy. But it might have been too crazy to do another one, they said.”
“I decided to skip that one,” he told WGR 550 on Tuesday. “Probably was in my best interest not to be on that.”
Talk about a fucking buzz kill.
With performances by Flo Rida and Waka Flocka Flame last year, even Gronk said he thought the cruise was a one-time thing during a recent interview with Seahawks’ cornerback Richard Sherman, per ESPN:
The likelihood of Sherman attending the next Gronk Cruise?
Gronk: No chance. It was a one-time show.
Sherman: If I’m invited, 90th percentile. I’ll pack two pairs of speedos and I’m ready to go.
For those who have the hazy memories from this year’s one and only Gronk’s Party Ship, consider yourself lucky. As for the rest of us who couldn’t make it, this is an A-plus time for some serious FOMO.