Rob Ryan Gets Fired By Dallas Cowboys, Offers Up Tremendous Quote

Rob Ryan was sent packing by the Dallas Cowboys yesterday. The defensive coordinator and potential Jeff Bridges movie stand-in was less than pleased.

“I inherited a team that was 31st in the league in defense and made them better,” Ryan told's Tim MacMahon. “I (expletive) made them a hell of a lot better. I'll be out of work for like five minutes.”

That was more than 12 hours ago. If Ryan has found new employment, it’s news to everyone.

On the bright side, he’ll have more time to spend with his beloved van.

[H/T: ESPN Dallas]