There’s Never Been a Better Shirt Than This One Roger McDowell Wore in 1993

Roger McDowell, who is best known for hocking a loogie at Kramer and Newman, was a baseball bad boy in the 1980s and early 1990s.

And bad boys wear stuff like this.

Now, I realize I haven’t traveled as much as some, but I can honestly say I have never seen a screen-printed shirt featuring a rat with a giant throbbing penis as its focal point.

You certainly couldn’t get away with wearing that outside a Wrigley Field dugout. I’m pretty sure there are some fathers who would lay you out with a punch without saying a single word.

And that just makes me want one even more.

[H/T: Next Impulse Sports]